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Our survey said

A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a
new wing to their hospital.

This was what they said:

 The Allergists voted to scratch it.
 The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.
 The Psychiatrists thought it was madness.
 The Radiologists could see right through it.
 The Gastro-enterologists had a gut feeling about it.
 The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
 The Obstetricians stated they were labouring under a misconception.
 The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
 The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body."
 The Paediatricians said, "Grow up!"
 The Plastic Surgeon said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
 The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
 The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
 The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
 The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
 The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

Culled from the Special Edition of the MANSAG Newsletter

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